Can marijuana make you die?

By Patrick Star • April 17, 2014

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Those inclined to risk their lives to tell a story are going places, be it Time Magazine or a Bangladeshi ditch. Perhaps even a Time Magazine remote office in a Bangladeshi ditch. Some risk their lives to witness wildlife. Some risk their lives to witness war. And I, I am not too different at all. Tonight, I risk my life for weed.

Quackd Leaks: 2014 ASUO Applications

By Ben Kraft • April 16, 2014

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The 2014 applications to run for an ASUO government position have been leaked to Quackd in yet another twist in the election season.

Load of Quack: Students Flock Home for Easter to Temporarily Repent

By Ben Kraft • April 16, 2014

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EUGENE, OR – Reports coming in to the Load of Quack News Desk are suggesting that many college students will be taking a break from their traditional weekend activities to “go home for Easter”. One of the few times a year that students sacrifice their weekends in order to maintain the deception of their parents [...]

Perks of being a lone diner

By Charlie Craft • April 15, 2014

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I’m the 8 A.M. class victim, eyes glazed, ear buds in, struggling to guide my cornflakes into my mouth-hole. At first you may think that I am sitting alone because I am lonely, that sitting alone is my last resort, but not so!

Uncut for Quackd: Ducks on the Social Host Ordinance

By Quackd • April 12, 2014

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Too hot and steamy for the Emerald, this week’s uncut “Ducks On” is on Quackd.

Announcing my candidacy for ASUO President

By Cailin Wolff • April 10, 2014

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Hello, my name is Cailin Wolff and I am running for ASUO President. After reviewing the actions of the current candidates, I am appropriately confident I could be an o.k. President. Although I am late to join the race, I am kinda excited for the path ahead.

Poppin’ my Game of Thrones cherry: a review

By Handt Bramilton • April 09, 2014

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As someone who spent the majority of his childhood picking grass at little league games looking for weeds that sort of looked like dragons and spent the majority of his teen years watching Return of the Jedi purely for the sake of seeing Carrie Fisher in her slave costume, I figured I was the perfect blend of nerd and pervert to pick up the show quickly.

Hilarity for Charity comes to UO

By Quackd • April 07, 2014

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Courtesy of the event page: The UO Stand-Up Society and Absolute Improv are putting on a comedy show to benefit Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity organization. All of the proceeds for the event will go towards the Alzheimer’s Association. The show will take place at the Global Scholars hall in Room #123. Tickets will be sold at the door before the event [...]

Confessions of a serial fainter

By Jacob Salzberg • April 03, 2014

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While the audience laughed on, blood gushed from my nose all over the stage. My mom and the rest of the cast took action and carted my limp body away. This was the moment I realized that I had impeccable comedic timing.

TOMORROW NIGHT: April’s Quackin’ Me Up at The Cooler

By Quackd • April 01, 2014

Quackd is back, and bringing you more live comedy events! Been missing out on the Quackin’ Me Up Comedy Series at the Cooler? Never fear, because we’ve got a highlight video from the February show right here, and TOMORROW NIGHT, April 2nd, April’s Quackin’ Me Up Show is happening at 8 PM. So come to [...]